I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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