Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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