Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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