You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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