now i know why i became what i already was.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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