I'm eating all of the evidence.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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