He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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