I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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