and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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