can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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