Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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