and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Randomize