He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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