Im at strip club and am horny
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
