Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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