if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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