Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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