She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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