just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
wow bdsm is so cute
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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