And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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