he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Randomize
