So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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