She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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