And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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