You made me cry and you don't even care
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
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Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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