Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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