So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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