he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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Blood and glitter go together right?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
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He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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