so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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