i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
So. Much. Porn.
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