i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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