And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So vagazzling was a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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