Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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