Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
God I need to hump something, right now.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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