I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
