just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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