google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
can u get pink eye on your cock?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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