I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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