I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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Ketchup is God's man juice
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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