Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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