My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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