do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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