Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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