Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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