This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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