I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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