As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
