And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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