You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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