this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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