i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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