Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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