i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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