this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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